just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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