my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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