Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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