i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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