Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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