But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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