i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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