Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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