So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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