I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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