Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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