I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
birth control should be required to get into college
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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