Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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