:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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