Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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