All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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