I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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