a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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