...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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