I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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