she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I have fence marks all over my body
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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