girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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