He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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