Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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