Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
where are my eyebrows?
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