i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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