love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
