my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
God I need to hump something, right now.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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