just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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