Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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