I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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