spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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