38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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