I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Help. Why am I so naked?
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