Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I am naked and annoyed.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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