LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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