Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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