Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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