hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
he shaved USA in his pubs
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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