Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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