So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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