Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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