Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
