OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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