I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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