Dual....:-)
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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