That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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