haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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