these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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