Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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