Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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They are going to name an STD after you.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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