Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Houston, we have a squirter
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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