Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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