...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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