IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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