I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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