This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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