Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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