Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
this is an emotional support booty call
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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